i joke!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! HAPPY 16th!!!!!!! COOLWEARE IS A BDAY TUMBLR!!!!!!!!!!!! xoxx99x9x9x0x0x0x0x00xx
omg rediscovered this beauty tumblr tonight!!! lol never removed it from my bookmarks bar thingy (lol) no life and seriously guys look through the archives you will see priceless photos……
Happy birthday Me,
I love you very much! COOLWEARE BABEEEY <3
1 YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR WOOP
Lol my bday.. so popz! Anyways so kiddies omg I miss dis blogg! Casually strolling through these posts.. Loling at every single one because we are SUCH CUTIESS!! 4 realz.
Lololol i have beauts photos of us camwhoring dat night which I will upload fo sho soon then we can get coolweare up and going again like BAMF’s.
UM SO ANYWAY LOVE YOU ALL LIKE FO REAL LOVE COOLWEARE BECAUSE WE ARE COOL.
Legit you know I thought I would’ve forgotten the password to this blog and everything and etc, but it came like THATHAHT (snap!). It’s like it’s habit. ETCHED INTO MY BRAIN LIKE ON ONE OF THOSE BOARD THINGIES YOU CAN DRAW ON WITH THAT SCRATCHY PEN.
ZOMG HEEEYY GUISE SO WE HAVEN’T POSTED ANYTHING HERE FOR ABOUT LIKE TWENTY BAJILLION YEARS.
JUST WANTED TO SAY HEEEEY AND WADDDAAP?
LOVE YOU ALL,
SO I KNOW THIS IS THE FIRST TIME SOMEONE’S WRITTEN IN AGES.
BUT I SCROLLED THROUGH THESE POSTS TODAY (DON’T ASK WHY, I DO HAVE A LIFE) AND DISCOVERED HOW MUCH I MISS THIS BLOG.
SO, HI (:
|Mom:||Will you get offended if I tell you something?|
|Me:||Yes. (If you have to ask, then you think I will get offended, which means I will probably get offended, and you know that what you are going to tell me is offensive. Why even ask!?)|
|Mom:||Don't get offended please! What I want to tell you is that you really need to lose weight.|
|Me:||And you are saying this because you think I look ugly, because you think fat is ugly. My fatness is offensive to you.|
|Mom:||You are beautiful, you just don't look *great*. You could look better.|
|Me:||And you want me to not get offended when you say things like that?|
|Mom:||I'm worried about you and Oliver.|
|Me:||How could you even say that? You think that isn't hurtful?|
|Mom:||I don't want your relationship to go sour.|
|Me:||What you are saying to me is that you think that I'm so disgustingly fat that my boyfriend will find me unattractive because of it. Because somehow this is a new development, suddenly I am fat like I haven't been for all this time and he doesn't already know. Really. You don't think that is offensive.|
|Mom:||I just don't want you to break up!|
I hope your Christmases have been FANTASTIC, and I hope you all will have a magnificent New Year. :)
I’m going to SRI LANKA in a few days, so that’s pretty exciting. I’ll post some pictures for you guys!
LOVE YOU ALL,